Bob Watson Driving; Bob Watson Flying; Bob Watson Pulling Over
Because I was—and still am—an idiot, I volunteered to have a
chunk of a bad novel critiqued in Bob Watson’s fiction workshop
right away. At least that’s how I remember it. I do know that I had
Bob for fiction workshop that first semester at UN C Greensboro.
This was 1984. At the time Bob had contracted some quirky and
mysterious ailments: His knee had gone out of whack, so he had
to use a cane. Using the cane hurt his shoulder. A questionable
orthopedist had rigged up some kind of gizmo that sent electric
shocks to Bob’s knee when pain strengthened toward unbearable
levels. It wasn’t difficult, even for unobservant me, to figure out
when Bob needed to jack the control knob on the buzz machine—
he’d be in the middle of some spot-on criticism, then veer off into
what sounded close to tongue-speaking. Because I was from the
middle of nowhere South Carolina, I wasn’t uncomfortable with
his decision to speak in tongues. Later on when I took Bob’s
course on James Joyce, I figured that he’d merely gone into a
stream-of-consciousness mode the previous year.
So I handed in twenty pages of said bad novel, and Bob read
it aloud to the class. Back in those days class members had to
check out our comrades’ works at the library, sit in chairs up
there, take notes, and so on. So I assume that everyone had read
my supposed masterpiece. As I remember it, Bob quit reading
about halfway through. He looked at me through those cool hornrim
glasses and what I read in his facial expression wasn’t, “Why
are you wasting my time?” like he should’ve asked. No, it was a
kinder expression, but one that any face reader might interpret as,
“Do you need some psychological help, son? We have a nice, free,
clinic here on campus with certified counselors and psychologists
there to help you out.”
Bob said, “I don’t know what to make of this, George. It made
me really nervous. Who writes like this? It just made me nervous,
and I had a hard time continuing.”
Of course, I thought I was going to cry. I sat there like a fool,
waiting for my workshop buddies to come to my defense. When
I finally got up the courage to look around the table, no one made
eye contact. They stared down at their notebooks. I think that
maybe Tim Sandlin said, “It made me nervous, too, and I’m pretty
laid back most of the time. Hey, Bob, can I go feed my dog?”
Bob smiled at me and said, “Keep going.”
And I did. I didn’t want to let him down. The worst feeling in
the world, I believe, is letting a writing teacher down. So I wrote
and wrote and wrote—learned not to hand in every little piece
of crap that came off my typewriter’s carriage—and listened to
Bob more often. I listened to him say how one needs to be a
poet in order to be a fiction writer, and vice-versa. He told great
tales of his time in Provincetown; of knowing Mr. Jarrell; of
having hippie women bring Betty and him homemade bread way
out in California when he lived for a while near a place called
Spahn Ranch. I swear to God one time I saw Bob driving that
convertible of his in front of Friar’s Cellar on Tate Street, then
way out by the airport thirty minutes later, eyebrows in the wind.
Was he following me around? I wondered. Was he making sure
I didn’t screw up every minute of my life? Who was this man
forever thinking, in search of both enigmas and answers?
That’s how I remember Bob Watson. As it ended up, he needed
that shoulder to heal so that he could extend that wing out and
take all of us under it.
And then there was the time that he hired me out to bartend at
a party at his house. I sliced my finger badly on a lemon. Bob put
a butterfly bandage on it, and told me to be careful with knives.
I’m still learning from him.
GEORGE SINGLETON has published short stories in a variety of magazines and journals including
The Atlantic Monthly,
Harper’s Playboy,
Zoetrope,
The Georgia Review,
Shenandoah,
Southern Review,
Kenyon Review, and others. He has published four collections of stories, and two novels. He has been a visiting professor at the University of South Carolina and UNC Wilmington, and has given readings and taught classes at a number of universities and secondary schools.